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happy holidays!

Monday, December 25th, 2006

Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas, Joyful Kwanza!

Recently, Mr. Fetched, the man behind Tales from FAR asked people to record their earliest holiday memories for a special holiday podcast. Having never podcasted before, I thought I’d give it a try. It was fun. Check out the holiday podcast by Mr. Fetched featuring my holiday stories over at the FAR Manor blog. While you’re there, do check out the blog for some entertaining anecdotes from the chaotic life of Mr. Fetched.

an imaginary e-mail to the coughing guy in the adjacent cube

Monday, December 18th, 2006

cough

Dear coughing dude in the adjacent cube,

You cough every five minutes. I could set my clock to the sounds of your hacking. Not content with a small, dainty throat-clearing, you expectorate loudly, with noisy, boar-like grunts. You do this on the phone, mid-sentence. The sounds of your whooping carry over to the hallway on the other side of our floor.

I have taken to wearing soundproof headphones at work to block out your noise. They don’t. I hear your phlegmy hacking over the guitar feedback and high pitched howling of Black Sabbath’s live double album. I have phoned Ozzy, and he wants a word with you.

Do you have tuberculosis? An iron lung? Are you suffering from some unfortunate, debilitating respiratory ailment?

If so, I hear there are excellent sanitoria in the Swiss Alps.

If not, then please, please, for the love of all that is decent, STFU.

Your long-suffering neighbor,

Shelly

Graphic from The Main Point by Michael Main

bits and bobs

Monday, December 11th, 2006

Wandering around the blogosphere, I often run into an interesting little tidbit and make a mental note to talk about it here. Naturally, this happens quite a bit and the little tidbits tend to add up. But my brain can only keep track of so many little morsels. Allow me to present them to you before my grey matter pulls a Control-Alt-Delete.

  • Menu for Hope: The foodblogosphere is abuzz with posts about this year’s third annual Menu for Hope campaign. Menu for Hope is a very successful online campaign organized by Pim to raise money for charity. Last year’s fundraiser benefited Tsunami victims in Asia. This year’s campaign aims to raise funds for the UN World Food Programme, an organization that fights hunger worldwide. Each $10 donation buys a raffle ticket with a chance to win your choice of prizes donated by foodbloggers. Prizes are organized by geographical region, with a fooblogger volunteer organizing each region. Each representative regional foodblogger hosts a writeup of all the foodbloggers offering raffle prizes in their region. Head over to Pim’s for more information.
  • Health care for restaurant workers: A professional chef, Shuna talks about the need for health care and adequate pay in the restaurant industry. I find it shocking that a person who works behind a desk, like me, receives subsidized healthcare benefits from my employer while people who work in a kitchen do not. Check out the article for a thought-provoking insider’s look at employee benefits in the restaurant industry.
  • Eating Around the World: I stumbled across this site while poking around delightfulblogs.com. The tagline is “Who said that models don’t eat?” and the profile reads “I am a fashion model in Paris and New York. I write about my passion for food, gastronomy and restaurants.” But please, don’t hate her because she’s beautiful (and because she eats food cooked by Guy Savoy and Joel Robuchon more often than most of us do in a lifetime.) Aiste provides a window into a mouth-watering gastronomical world, complete with photos of beautiful dishes us non-jetsetting non-models dream of eating.
  • Ebay for the home cook: Am I the last person on earth who’s only just discovered eBay? There are some lovely kitchen items up for auction on eBay, some of them reasonably priced. I recently bought a manual wooden spice grinder, a vintage wooden recipe box, and a pizza peel, all for decent prices, including shipping. I’ve got my eye on a heavy old rolling pin, and possibly a pot. If, like me, you prefer good old enamel cast iron over non-stick, eBay is one place to find these items for less than what you’d pay at one of the big chain kitchen stores.
  • Habeas Brulee: This is what my blog wants to be when it grows up. My god, the photos. I obviously need to spend much more of my free time exploring the blogosphere, as this one seems to have slipped right under my radar.

pie dough with the eggbeater

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Pies are all about the crust, which is to say they’re all about the dough. Well, not really. At least half the fun is eating the gooey sweet fruit that fills the buttery cavern of your pie. But the best filling in the world won’t save a poor crust, turning an otherwise tasty pie into an abject failure. Knowing this, and with Thanksgiving just around the corner, I signed up for Shuna’s pie dough class in Berkeley. Let me tell you, having been to that class, I now recognize all the horrible errors I had previously thought were standard pie-making protocol.

For example:

  • Fancy, high-fat, European style butter isn’t necessarily better. If you do use fancy butter, cut back a bit on the amount you use (six ounces rather than eight is a rule of thumb).
  • Processing the dough until it forms a ball is a very bad idea. If your dough has formed a ball, your crust will be be tough.
  • Roll your dough from the middle outwards, not from the edge.
  • Once a crack, always a crack. If your dough starts cracking as you begin to roll, the cracks will stay and grow. To fix the crack, gently mush together the cracked dough back together with the blade of your hand.
  • Rotate pie dough frequently when rolling so as to avoid it sticking to the work surface.
  • Lightly rolled dough produces a light crust. A large, fairly heavy rolling pin is preferable, and easier to use. It requires less physical effort on your part, resulting in a flakier crust.
  • Use a whole lotta beans. When baking blind, fill the entire shell with beans.

These are just a few salient points. By touching the dough at various stages of processing, listening to it (a dough that makes lip-smacking noises is not only rude, it’s way too wet), tasting it blind-baked and non-blind baked, I began to see pie dough as its own unique creature. A professional pastry chef is a dough psychologist, gently coaxing the dough to wellbeing while working through its potential for multi-faceted neuroses. Warm pie dough is insecure, resulting in a melted, self-conscious crust. Over-working the dough results in an aggressive, tough pastry. A dough might look perfectly well-adjusted in the mixing bowl, but do anti-social bits of flour and butter lurk at the bottom?

The ingredients themselves have their own unique personalities. Flour must be aerated and weighed. Butter must be kept as cold as possible and chopped coarsely. Water must be absolutely ice cold. Understanding the behavior of each ingredient—and why it behaves the way it does—is just as important as understanding the whole. A pastry chef is both scientist and artist.

After all you learn about pie-making, Shuna’s pie is magic. How can flour, butter, sugar, and water produce such ethereal flakiness? And how do crunchy apples become sweet, buttery velvet in your mouth? To me it’s alchemy.

food destinations roundup

Friday, November 17th, 2006

The foodblogging event, Food Destinations #3: My Favorite Chocolate Shop, has officially closed. Emily of Chocolate in Context kindly hosted the event originated by maki, and posted a roundup of chocolatey entries today. If you’re a chocolate enthusiast, you must check out the entries for this event. Even if you aren’t a big chocolate fan (is that possible?), it’s fascinating to make the virtual acquaintance of chocolate shops and their very dedicated patrons in Switzerland, Australia, New York, and Italy. I lost count of all the chocolate retail websites I must’ve added to my del.icio.us today, as a result.

The greatest eye opener for me, however, was the video in Ed’s post over at Tomato. The video is a short PR film on Grenada Chocolate company, called “Radical Chocolate” by Eti Pelig. I’ve seen a bar or two of Grenada chocolate at my local chocolate shop, but haven’t really gotten around to picking some up. Its packaging is bright and playful, almost the sort of packaging you’d associate with candy for children. I like my chocolate bitter and intense, so perhaps maybe that’s why I never tried it out. According to the film, Grenada Chocolate is perhaps the first solar-operated chocolate producing cooperative in the world. This is a far cry from the behemoth chocolate producers who engage in appalling labor practices, particularly in some parts of Western Africa. In contrast, founder Mott Green decided to revive the dying cacao industry in Grenada by developing a small-scale chocolate production facility owned by workers. The company provides dignified, safe work to the people in the area, and the cacao is sustainably, and ecologically grown. It’s really an amazing story, but Pelig’s video tells it best. As soon as I saw the film, I understood that Grenada Chocolate’s colorful packaging is simply an accurate reflection of the vibrant Caribbean community where the factory resides.

Many thanks to Emily for hosting this fun event, and for choosing an open cupboard as the winner.

down to the wire: thanksgiving menu

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

I’ve been collecting recipes over the past month or so, storing the links in an e-mail draft in my gmail account. This is standard practice for me before every big holiday meal. The process goes something like this:

  1. Think about seasonal ingredients that pique my interest for the holiday menu, such as cranberries, pecans, pumpkins, squash, chestnuts, sage, fennel, celery, beets.
  2. Scout the blogosphere and epicurious.com for recipes that sound good.
  3. Save links in an e-mail according to topic, for example, 15 pie recipes that all sound really good.
  4. Prepare certain staples in advance, such as ordering the most expensive turkey I’ve ever purchased and canning my own cranberry sauce.
  5. As the holiday hype snowballs in the media, search for and save links to yet more recipes.
  6. Consider the number of guests and their particular dietary requirements. Current estimates: thirteen people, including two vegetarians, two young children, two people who hate peppers and cilantro, 1 person who dislikes turkey, 1 hater of all things chocolate.
  7. Panic.
  8. Take a deep breath and thank the gods I don’t need to prepare a fat-free, sugar-free, salt-free, low-carb holiday meal.
  9. Look over the list of recipe links, realize I haven’t a clue which I will actually prepare, which I won’t, and which I will use as a springboard for my own recipes. I have no idea what items I need to buy and how much of them I need to get, let alone an actual shopping list.
  10. Panic.

That’s about where I’m at right now. I need to narrow down the menu by the end of this week, and fill out an order with Fatted Calf as well as my CSA/organic food delivery service. This involves printing out the most appealing menus and fleshing out a shopping list based on the ingredients. After that, I’ll have to plan the preparations down to the hour or so. I will begin by following the plan religiously, and then run dangerously late and panic again.

I’m not sure whether the key is planning too many dishes, and not managing to prepare them all, or planning just enough dishes, and making them all on time. On the other hand, I could print out one of those pre-planned menus with recipes developed by chefs and a to-do list with e-mail and cell phone reminders. But aside from the utter annoyance of being spammed by your own to-do list, a pre-planned menu means actually sticking to the recipes, and that’s just no fun. In the end, toying with the menu as I go is well worth the cost of driving myself just a little bit batty.

Here is my current, tentative menu:

heritage turkey preparation

vegetarian dressing baked on its own, one or a combination of the following

poultry alternatives for the turkey hater

sides and vegetarian staples

bread

dessert!

a little food history

Monday, November 13th, 2006

Living out here across the pond, it’s easy to forget that the BBC has some really good radio shows. Not that I’ve ever lived on that particular side of the pond. Geeky girl that I am, I have heard some of the old Hitchhiker radio shows so I’m aware of the gems aired on BBC radio. I don’t remember how I found it, but there’s a really nice little food program on BBC 4 that you can catch on the web.

This week’s show is about the history of chutneys, pickles, and relishes. Journalist Sheila Dillon interviews a food historian, a pickle producer, chefs, and growers, while reporter Mark Holdstock talks to the managing director of Henderson Relish factory in Sheffield. The best part is listening to the pickle bubble as pickle maker Maya Pieris stirs the pot and offers Dillon a taste. Similarly, the Henderson factory is vivid with the sound of mechanical movement and steam. You can browse through the archive of previous shows, including one on Romany food and another on Iran.

Listening to the history of English condiments reminded me of my predilection for old recipes. One of the great wonders of human cookery (that’s humans cooking, not cooking humans) is the fundamental interconnectedness of all things” (back to Douglas Adams). Traditional foods from disparate areas often have so much in common, sometimes even traceable to a common source. The key to finding these interesting connections is by looking at the history of these foods. Old cookbooks show us how we used to cook, and illuminate the origins of the way we cook today. Old cookbooks can be an adventure for the modern, sometimes jaded, palate. Many chefs, in fact, turn to historical recipes for inspiration.

Old recipes can inspire home cooks too, particularly during the holiday season. Some web searching returned some new and old favorites:

  • Fannie Farmer Cookbook: A Bostonian classic, this particular version was published in 1918.
  • Feeding America: A site one could easily browse for hours, this work in progress is a collection of historic American cookbooks. Entries include a description of the work with links to a few salient recipes, as well as the full text of the cookbook in HTML and PDF formats. Also fun to look at is a browseable gallery of historic kitchen utensils. My favorite is the bain marie, which is—quite literally—a bain.
  • Gode Cookery: A collection of Chaucerian, Medieval, and Renaissance recipes with modern measurements.
  • Medieval and Renaissance Food: A hefty collection of links to old cookbooks and individual recipes.
  • Historical Culinary and Brewing Documents: A collection of links to old cookbooks in various languages.
  • The Food Timeline: This site presents the history of food as a timeline starting from around 17,000 BC up to the current year. Foods are listed according to their appearance in history with links to both internal and external articles. The FAQ has some good links as well.
  • Foods of Jerusalem: Short articles and recipes on food in the ancient Middle East during various periods.
  • Oded Schwartz: In the same vein, check out Oded Schwartz’s astute articles on topics such as olives, dairy products, and the foods of the Bible.

possibly the best poem about food

Friday, November 10th, 2006

This Is Just to Say
by William Carlos Williams

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

William Carlos Williams, “This is Just to Say” from The Collected Poems of William Carlos Williams, Volume I, 1909-1939, edited by Christopher MacGowan. Copyright © 1938, 1944, 1945 by New Directions Publishing Corporation.

Hat tip

plum tuckered out

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Today I read that the Wednesday Chef has been exhausted by NaBloPoMo. I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one! You’d think I’d have more time to post, having been sick at home. But, well, not really. I’ve been busy trying to get some work done while not moving around too much and taking lots of Yin Chao, all while feeling like I’m drunk and hungover at the same time. I imagine if I had a TV, I’d never get anything done at all. Thank the gods for small blessings.

I’m a bit scatter-brained today, so I’ll write a brief sort of stream of consciousness list of food and foodblog related thoughts that have passed through my mind today:

  • Floyd’s foodblog kicks arse. I loved him on TV, and I continue to love him online. If you haven’t already, do check him out.
  • Thanksgiving! Would you believe I’ve been slowly planning it out since last month? I added a lovely looking salad from Leite’s Culinaria to my tentative menu list. I am determined to prepare Thanksgiving dinner at a leisurely pace, leaving enough time to make every dish while still eating at a fairly reasonable hour. Wonder if it’ll actually work out?
  • In this photo of Rachel Ray, the guy she’s cooking with is clearly staring at her boobs. This is why some food professionals get on TV faster than others.
  • Cranberry sauce to be prepared and preserved this weekend. Stay tuned.
  • Are there cooking shows on YouTube? Are they any good?
  • Thinking of interesting topics to post about on a daily basis is challenging. Are there any specific topics you’d like me to write about?
  • I read a little about photography today, something I know very little about. Apparently there’s this thing called white balance and also exposure. Apparently I should be concerned about them. Note to self: read about white balance and exposure, then fiddle with camera.
  • If humankind is so advanced in the later Star Trek series such as Voyager, why do they eat replicated food? How 1950’s of them.
  • Sumac is a fun, underused spice. I’ve got a huge jar of it that I often forget about. Tonight, I sprinkled sumac on some dinosaur kale cooked with apples in butter and olive oil. Yes, I know, apples and greens have been done to death. But sumac, that’s interesting. Mmmm, sumac and chicken. There’s a lovely Arab dish of chicken and sumac baked on a large round of flatbread in a wood-burning clay oven. It’s heavenly.

That’s about it for tonight, folks. Seriously, do leave your ideas for topics in the comments section. A demain!

P.S. Do click on the NaBloPoMo randomizer button on the left-hand sidebar. It will introduce you to some nifty, random sites that are participating in NaBloPoMo. Many tips o’ the hat to pink elephants for developing it!

a post worth several thousand words

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

I’m somewhat giddy with lightheaded delirium today, a result of the change-of-season cold that I caught. Rather than attempt to write a moderately coherent post, I’m putting up some random photos taken in the back yard with my little beast of a camera. Enjoy!

P.S. These are thumbnails. Click to view the full-size photo.

stone_lawn

chair_flowers

flowerfall

lazy_dog

lawn_petals

alert_dog

slate_grass

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