larry sums it up

I’ve been catching up on the American culture I’ve missed while living abroad in Israel. You know, important stuff, like NASCAR, Black Pepper Jack Doritos, and The Anna Nicole Smith Show. Yes folks, this is the same country that brought you Mark Twain, Tennessee Williams, and Bob Dylan. Anyway. A and I were watching the Shaq episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, the one where Larry David accidentally trips Shaquille O’Neal on live TV, seemingly forcing the famous LA Lakers star to sit out the entire basketball season (which has just begun). His spirits perversely buoyed by the open hostility of all of Los Angeles county, Larry walks into a Starbucks and says:

“I’ll have a vanilla… one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.”

Had I been drinking a “freddo” at the time, it would have spewed out my nostrils in spasms of uncontrollable laughter. “Vanilla bullshit things.” Yeah, that just about sums it up!

[Full disclosure: I’ve never seen a NASCAR race, haven’t eaten Doritos, and *ahem*, OK, I admit that I watched the Anna Nicole Smith Show once (once!) out of pure, unadulterated schadenfreude.]

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tindoras and eggs

Here’s what I did with those funny little mini-cucumbers I recently bought. I fried them with spices and eggs and served them with potatoes for a Sunday breakfast. Tindoras are fun to eat, they’re crunchy like cucumbers, but with an almost okra-like flavor (without the slime). I used hawaiyij, one of my favorite middle eastern spice mixtures, instead of curry powder. I also used curry leaves, but feel free to omit them if you can’t find at your local market. Thanks to Mahanandi for the inspiration!

tindoras and eggs

1-2 TBS ghee, butter, or coconut oil, or a combination
1 tsp brown mustard seeds
1 tsp cumin seeds
2 cloves garlic, minced
4 curry leaves
~1/2 lb tindora, quartered lengthwise
1 tsp hawaiyij
salt and pepper to taste
3 eggs
splash of kefir or natural yogurt
3-4 sprigs of sea beans, minced

  • Melt the fat in a large cast-iron pan on a medium flame.
  • Fry the mustard seeds and cumin. When the spices are toasted and just barely fragrant, add the garlic and stir.
  • Toss in the tindora and stir. Season with hawaiyij.
  • Thoroughly whisk three eggs with a splash of kefir or natural, whole fat yogurt. Season with salt and pepper.
  • Pour into the pan with the tindora. Allow the egg mixture to settle until the bottom begins to solidify, then scramble the eggs from the edge of the pan towards the center. Let the eggs sit for a minute, then scramble again.
  • Repeat just until the eggs are no longer liquid and immediately turn off the flame.
  • Sprinkle minced sea beans on top and serve with toast or potatoes.

Serves 2

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fennel, litchi, and roses

Using the edible roses I bought at Berkeley Bowl, I made a sweet topping/compote that complements vanilla ice cream or yogurt. I’ve always been intrigued by the slightly floral taste of litchi, which is accentuated here by the rose petals and rounded out by the anise flavor of fennel. These were all combined in a base of light honey syrup. You can play around with the texture by adding less water for a heavier syrup. A and I ate this atop vanilla goat’s milk ice cream. Yum.

fennel, litchi, and rose petal topping

1 TBS honey
3 TBS water (plus 1 TBS if necessary)
1/4 small fennel, cored and diced
3 litchi nuts, peeled, stone removed, and diced
4 small edible roses, petals only
~1 tsp fine lemon zest

  • In a small pot, bring the water and honey to the boil. Let the water evaporate somewhat so that you have a light syrup, and turn down the flame to medium.
  • Add the fennel and simmer until the fennel softens. If the syrup doesn’t cover the fennel, add an additional tablespoon of water. Simmer uncovered to let some of the water evaporate if the syrup looks too watery.
  • Add the diced litchi and stir. Turn off the heat.
  • Toss in the rose petals and grate in the lemon zest.
  • Toss, place in a cool, non-heat condusive container, and chill in the refrigerator.

Serves 2 over ice cream or yogurt.

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groceries

groceries

This week I did my grocery shopping at Berkeley Bowl, a local supermarket specializing in high quality, local foods and produce. Parking at Berkeley Bowl is akin to scoring tickets to the Stones and travelling back in time to watch them perform before Mick Jagger had grandkids and Keith Richards started falling out of palm trees. OK, so I’m exaggerating a little, but you do need a lot of patience as Berkeley Bowl is a very popular place to shop.

Despite the maddening crowds, I like going to Berkeley Bowl every so often to peruse their enormous produce section. They tend to carry a variety of fruit and veg that you’d often find only at ethnic markets, such as Armenian cucumbers and a pretty good variety of Chinese greens. Whenever I go, I try to buy at least one vegetable or fruit that I’ve never tried before, even if I have no idea what it is or how to prepare it. Sometimes a fellow shopper or an employee will offer advice as to traditional methods of preparation.

The photo at the top of this post illustrates most of the unusual vegetables I bought this week. They include, from left to right:

  • Tindora cucumbers—These are related to the ordinary cucumber, with a sort of cucumber-zucchini flavor. You’re supposed to cook them before eating. Their flesh looks like that of a tiny cucumber, sort of opaque white. If they’re red on the inside, they’re overripe and should be discarded. Tindora cucumbers are native to Indian cuisine, and are often cooked in curries.
  • Edible roses—These miniature roses were just too cute not to buy. You can use them in salads, or as a garnish. I turned them into dessert. Stay tuned for the recipe later this week.
  • Sea beans/sea pickle—These are thin, green plants that look like tiny cacti and taste like the sea. Good for salads.
  • Yin choy—Chinese spinach. I was won over by the lovely purple-green hue of this vegetable. I’m always curious about the myriad Chinese greens I find at Berkeley Bowl and Chinese markets, but I don’t often know what to do with them. Bok choy, tatsoi, and choy sum are fairly well known items on Chinese restaurant menus, but all those other greens are rather mysterious to those who are otherwise uninitiated in the endless splendor of traditional Chinese cuisines. I often try to buy a bunch of unknown greens and figure out what to do with them later. They look so pretty and succulent on the shelf, there’s no way I couldn’t buy some.
  • Nagaimo—Japanese mountain yam. A Berkeley Bowl employee told me this vegetable is eaten raw in Mexico, sliced and seasoned with a little salt and fresh lemon juice. “Like jicama,” he said. This is a peculiar looking vegetable, sort of radish-like but with rough little brown “hairs” on its skin.
  • Breadfruit—In the photo below, you’ll see the breadfruit I found at the exotic fruit section. I had no idea how to choose one, so I picked one up and smelled the stem. It smelled faintly of bananas. Cutting it open at home, I realized it was underripe. A Google search informed me that this is the fruit’s ideal state. In Africa, breadfruit is roasted whole in a fire and eaten with butter and salt, like potatoes. It might also be simmered in coconut milk by itself or with pieces of smoked pork.

bread fruit

Here’s how I prepared the breadfruit:

I roasted the breadfruit halves in the oven at 375° F until they were lightly golden. I then separated the flesh from the skin, which I chopped into large, bite-sized pieces. The breadfruit chunks went into a small pot, were covered with coconut milk (about 3/4 of a can), and simmered until the coconut milk boiled.

Seasoned with salt and pepper, breadfruit in coconut milk is a satisfying, rich side dish. The breadfruit is starchy, like potatoes, but with a firmer flesh. Its flavor is mild and slightly sweet, and which the coconut milk complements nicely.

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melon cucumber soup with yogurt and basil olive oil

It’s too damn hot! The weather around here has been ridiculously hot and humid, although I hear it’s been about 110° F in some parts of the south and east bay.
When it’s hot, many cultures tend to consume hot foods, which are somehow cooling to the body. But who wants to stand over a hot stove when you’ve got two fans running and no A/C? Just the thought of it makes me sweat. So when I bought my groceries for the week, I tried to find ingredients I could combine to make cool dinners requiring little or no cooking. Melons are good, as is just about any seasonal vegetable. Yogurt and cheese round out the meal. Barbecuing aside, heavy proteins such as chicken, beef, and pork are out (although a beef carpaccio can be refreshing).

A cool melon soup is an obvious choice. The cucumber tempers the sweetness of the melon, to which a bit of salty cheese is a fine counterpoint. Yogurt or kefir adds body and depth, while almonds add crunchy texture. Freshly ground pepper and basil olive oil provide spicy, grassy, anisey notes that pull it all together. Serve the soup with some bread and cheese, and perhaps a garden salad. Just be sure to buy green-fleshed melon so that your dinner doesn’t end up resembling primordial soup.

melon cucumber soup

Seriously, it tastes better than it looks!

melon cucumber soup with yogurt and basil olive oil

1 medium melon, halved and seeded (I used cantalope, but honeydew is fine too)
1 small cucumber or about a 6 inch chunk of English hothouse cucumber
1 handful basil leaves
olive oil
kefir or yogurt
aged myzithra cheese or ricotta salata
salt and pepper to taste
raw or toasted almonds

  • Scoop out the melon flesh, cut the cucumber into large chunks and place in a blender.
  • Pulverize the melon and cucumber until liquid. Pour into bowls.
  • Using a blender, food processor, or stick blender, pulverize the basil with the olive oil.
  • Pour some kefir into each bowl of soup, about a quarter cup, or more if you like. If using yogurt, whip the yogurt until smooth and then add it to the soup.
  • Crumble some myzithra cheese into each bowl, and season with freshly ground pepper. Drizzle the basil oil on top.
  • Taste and correct seasoning. You probably won’t need much salt since the myzithra cheese is plenty salty. Garnish with raw or toasted almonds.

Serves 3

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i’m actually pasta, but i identify as risotto

Clotilde recently prepared a risotto style pasta dish, meaning pasta that is cooked dry with a little oil, and then simmered in hot broth or water like risotto. The sauce is cooked along with the pasta, including vegetables, meats, and so on.

According to Clotilde’s research, the absorption method is actually the traditional Italian way of preparing pasta, as opposed to the modern boiling method. This makes a lot of sense, actually, considering that the first pastas were probably small, more like couscous than spaghetti. Smaller pasta is easier to cook in a small amount of water, and it’s certainly more economical (and ecological).

Clotilde’s pasta dish sounded so good, I thought I’d make one of my own. My first attempt included little broccoli florets and parmesan with small, oblong, shell pasta. It was nice, but the pasta took much longer to cook than I had anticipated, due to its dense shape. As a result, the broccoli was slightly overcooked, which is no fun at all.

So I tried again, this time with a thinner, less dense pasta—a little twist shape called trofie—which cooked faster. I threw in fennel matchsticks towards the end of cooking, resulting in crunchy vegetables and slightly chewy pasta with the delicate creaminess of risotto. My pastasotto melds chickpeas, fennel, lemon, and laguiole cheese in a light summer dish.

risotto style pasta with chickpeas, fennel, and lemon

1-2 TBS butter or olive oil
4 cloves garlic, minced
250 gr (8.8 oz) small, thin pasta (I used Rustichella’s trofie, tiny little pasta twists)
4-5 crumbled dried mint leaves, stems removed
hot water
3/4 454 gr (15 oz) can chickpeas (invest in a good organic brand, or pre-soak and cook your own)
3/4 large fennel, cored and sliced into matchsticks
zest and juice of a small lemon
olive oil
minced fennel fronds
crumbly cheese (I used Laguiole)
salt and pepper to taste

  • Melt the butter or pour the olive oil in an enameled cast-iron pot or saute pan on medium heat.
  • Add the garlic and cook until transluscent.
  • Add the pasta and stir to coat with fat. Crumble in the mint leaves and stir.
  • Pour in hot water to cover the pasta, and cover the pot.
  • Let simmer while you prepare the remaining ingredients.
  • Check the pasta periodically for doneness, and add more hot water if it’s still underdone and looks like it might stick.
  • When the pasta is still a little chewy, add the chickpeas and stir. Cover and simmer a minute or two.
  • Toss in the fennel matchsticks and stir. Season with lemon zest and lemon juice, taste as you season to make sure you don’t put in too much lemon juice.
  • Turn off the flame and toss in the minced fennel fronds.
  • Crumble in small bits of cheese. I used laguiole, but grated parmesan would work, and I suspect feta might as well.
  • Taste and correct seasoning, drizzle with olive oil.

Serves 3

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stockholm: restaurang elverket, östermalm

�stermalm district

Östermalm is a quiet, upscale district in the eastern part of Stockholm, hence the name Östermalm, meaning, roughly, eastern district. (It is also, apparently, the name of a Swedish rock band.) I wound up wandering around Östermalm in an effort to attend one of the food meccas of the city, Östermalms Saluhall. My abysmal navigational skills were indispensable in getting me lost. By the time I arrived at the general environs, the square outside of Saluhall was deserted. A chef on his way to work confirmed my suspicions that I had arrived too late. Saluhall was closed.

As a consolation, I wandered around the neighborhood taking photos of the serenely beautiful buildings while looking for a place to eat. I managed to locate Restaurang Elverket, a local restaurant recommended by a guide book or other that I had read. I really enjoyed my dinner here, which I ate outdoors in the warm evening sunlight with a glass of bubbly prosecco.

I ordered:

  • prosecco
  • baked salmon
  • potato salad with capers, dill, carraway seeds, herring in cream, garnished with red onion matchsticks
  • strawberries with vanilla ice cream

“This salmon is like butter,” I exclaimed to the amused server. “Is it rich? Heavy?” he asked. “Not at all,” I replied, “it’s wonderful.” The flesh of the fish melted on my tongue like butter. It had a buttery flavor as well, which contrasted nicely with the crisp salmon skin and crunchy coarse salt lightly sprinkled on top. The bottom of the salmon fillet was lightly crisp and browned, a result of being slow baked in a 100° C oven and then quickly fried in a sizzling hot skillet just before service. The result was the most flavorful and meltingly delicious salmon I have ever eaten. No surprise, said my server, Scandinavian salmon is the best on earth, second only to an obscure Japanese variety.

The potato salad was, of course, delicious—I’m not sure, but I suspect it was prepared with freshly harvested new potatoes. The tubers were fresh and creamy, but still a bit al dente. The creamy herring dressing was the perfect foil. The herring was likely whizzed in a food processor, as there were no discernable bits of fish, just a light, briny, creamy sauce. Capers provided salty green crunchiness and carraway seeds added an unexpected touch of spice.

The potatoes and salmon were decorated by a “salad” of frisée, purple endive leaves, and dill. The bitterness of the endive and frisée complemented both the richness of the salmon and the mildly sweet creaminess of the potato salad. To my vegetable-happy Californian palate, the salad was more of a garnish. To the meat-and-potato Swedes, it was salad enough.

For dessert I had strawberries and vanilla ice cream. The strawberries were pleasant, but I think they’d only just come into season, which the server confirmed. They would have been sweeter a few weeks hence. The vanilla ice cream was wonderfully smooth and creamy, with a heady vanilla flavor. Indeed, the ice cream was generously flecked by bits of vanilla bean, forming a pattern of tiny polka dots. It was a little sweet for my taste, but Swedish desserts tend to be fairly sweet. Still, it was excellent the ice cream, tasting strongly of actual vanilla beans and fresh cream (I would guess it was ekologisk—organic).
Altogether, it was a very pleasant late supper.

Restaurang Elverket
Linnégatan 69
Stockholm, Sweden
tel 08 661 25 62

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on the face

When you ask an Israeli how he’s doing and he replies “on the face,” that means things aren’t going very well. The expression is short for “falling on one’s face.” Usually, Israelis will tell you they’re “al hakefak” (great!), “eser” (ten, perfect score), “sababa” (great!). When they say they’re “on the face,” you know something’s wrong.

Sadly, things are very much “on the face” right now in Israel. I hope things cool down soon. To the readers in Israel: I’m with you, even though I’m way out in California. A and I have been glued to ynet, haaretz, and jpost, as well as channels 2 and 10. Hang in there, and stay safe.

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feedback, people, feedback

At Place Pigalle the other night, I spoke to a lovely foodblog reader named April. April often tries recipes she reads about on her favorite blogs. Sometimes the recipes come out very well, while other times they’re somewhat underwhelming. The main problems April has experienced include incorrect measurements for ingredients, and the use of special ingredients that don’t substantially contribute to the quality of the final dish. If you’re cooking for a dinner party, or even just for yourself, these issues can mar an otherwise enjoyable meal.

The recipes I post here are the result of my own documented experiments in the kitchen. I try to keep track of measurements, and I often use whatever is in the refrigerator or cupboard, rather than buy exotic ingredients (although I do tend to pick up unusual items at the farmer’s market). But I may sometimes miss the mark, and I’d hate to ruin your dinner. If you try any of the recipes on this site, I’d love to get your feedback, whether rant or rave.

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chocolate and zucchini in san francisco

chocolate_zucchini2.jpg

Last night, Parisian foodblogger Clotilde of chocolateandzucchini.com dropped by the Place Pigalle bar in San Francisco. (Hence the photo—it’s supposed to be chocolate and zucchini. Don’t laugh.) The place was packed with readers, forum participants, foodbloggers, the bar’s bewildered regulars, and their dogs. I met Clotilde, of course, Sam of Becks and Posh, and Derrick of An Obsession with Food, albeit briefly. I also met some lovely, enthusiastic readers and food forum contributors. It’s interesting to see the web-based connections between blogger and reader seamlessly materialize in real life over a glass of wine.

Foodbloggers such as those I met last night have gone beyond disseminating information, as Sam put it. Along with their readers, they’ve created a food-based community that spans continents. There’s something you won’t find by reading the paper.

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